Joys and tears of being fat

This is just me but I sometime enjoy and dislike being fat.

I am overweight and have stomach which almost resembles like a pregnant lady's stomach,my stomach is just filled with fat (and of course other chemicals which I don't care about). However, I like to embrace my body shape quite a lot and that's me.

As much as I like to be more physically healthier, but thanks to my uncontrollable food cravings.I mean can you resist the chicken rice that is selling near to the school?

I CANNOT.

To me,losing weight is the most hardest thing ever because number one, I am lazy. Number two, it is hard for me to follow diets when my mom put a big portion of rice everyday and then complains to me that I am eating too much. Plus,my mom controls the way I eat so how am I going to follow a diet?

But however,I find being fat is interesting. I have so many incidents that I would like to share about even though,it was embarrassing for me to tell it but it can be the most funniest thing that happened in my life.

One particular incident that I could remember very vividly,is the POPULAR stationary shop incident.It was during June holiday last year and I had to go to the shop because I ran out of correction tape and my bag was torn thanks to the amount of books that I have to bring it back home on the last day of school. I was at the "correction tape" section. So there was this Popular staff,who was trying to make me sign up for the membership card. The thing is that I already had a membership card then even though it was like expiring in 10 days but I rarely go to the shop so it is no use for me. So here how it goes....

The Popular staff: "Hey Madam! Would you like to sign up for the Popular membership card?
*hands me the adult membership card*
Me:"Maybe I would go and ask my mom" (its because my mom was wondering if she could sign up too.)
The Popular staff: "You're a mother? Maybe you can ask your kids to sign up the membership card"
Me: No I am not even fucking married.Why would I be married when I am only 13?
The Popular staff: OMG I AM SO SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PLEASE FORGIVE ME OMG PLEASE DON'T TELL THIS TO MY MANAGER HOLY SHIT
Me: Cool down! People think I am old but I never thought someone could have thought that I have imaginary children and husband.Wouldn't be surprised if someone told be if I had grandchildren.

I was angry at that point of time but then I realize how hilarious it was.I mean who knew I had an imaginary husband when I am single and just 13. Whenever my friends say that they feel fat,I would say this story and they actually laughed (worked for me) and feel good about themselves (eventually).

Another joy of being fat is that I could easily say no to the clothes that I don't like. I can assure you I have used this reason a billion time for the clothes that my mom would pick up and shove it to me to try it but internally hates it. Basically I go into the changing room and try to wear it and then tell to my mom that it didn't fit me even though it is the biggest size that it is sold in the shop.
But damn are there some disadvantages in being fat. One of them is that I can't fit in some of the clothes that I want to buy. Most of the time,the shop doesn't cater to my sizes(#sadlife). Sometimes,I go for shopping with my friends whenever we could and I always don't bring a lot of money because I knew there wouldn't be clothes that would fit me.But if I could (which most of the time isn't the case), I would borrow money from my friend (if I need to,but most of the time it is not) and then buy the clothes because my wardrobe is filled with clothes that I would only wear at home (because I rarely go out) but when I want to go out,I won't have a lot of things to choose from.

There are times where I would feel a bit jealous of my friends because they can eat the whole damn 365 days worth of food and still be healthy. I normally would eat a sandwich but some of my friends would eat 3 times worth the calories that is worth of a sandwich.

LIFE IS SO UNFAIR
 

Especially when we meet up, everybody else would be wearing crop top and shorts or jeans and then I am just a weird potato out there wearing traditional clothes,Punjabi suits.

But, no matter how much advantages of being fat has,I still have to lose some weight so that I can look physically healthy because I wasn't planning to be a fat potato for the rest of my life.Have a good day/night everyone!

Favourite Women wrestlers

So hey people!
I don't remember if I have mentioned in my first post but I LOVE WATCHING WRESTLING.

I have been watching wrestling since I was young because my dad loves watching wrestling whenever he drinks alcohol. (He is not an alcoholic) Then,I would join along with him in watching wrestling.

First of all,before stating who are my favorite wrestlers are,I would like to say that this is my opinion.

SO DON'T HATE.

1) AJ Lee

AJ Lee,the queen of the Divas in WWE in my opinion.Even though,she had left WWE earlier this year,I will never forget her because in my opinion she is one of the most talented wrestler. Her moves are seriously so good in my opinion.I love her finisher, 'The Black Widow'. She is one of the most unpredictable wrestler in my opinion. You can never know what AJ Lee can do. She plays her character well which is why it makes the story line even more interesting because no matter how well the story line is written,if the person can't act it out well,the story line becomes useless.

2) Charlotte

This girl can wrestle too good. She is also seems to be quite competitive which is what every wrestler should be. Whether she got the good genes from Ric Flair or she worked hard to do it (both most probably),she can wrestle well. She looks so athletic and make me feel like I am a roll of fat. (Thanks a lot Charlotte) She truly proved herself that she is one of the best wrestler and her finisher actually looks cool like how do you even do that? But anyways,I hope that she would hold the Diva Championship.

3) Paige
OOOOOOOH TEAR THE STARS OUT FROM THE SKY.

ALL I'VE COME TO REALIZE

BEEN DOWN THIS WAY BEFORE

I'M BACK TO TAKE WHAT IS YOURS

OOOOOOH TEAR THE STARS OUT FROM THE SKY

I just had to add the lyrics because I am emotionally attached to her theme song. (How I wished it was mine) I love Paige a lot but one of the reasons is because her fashion sense.

Almost everything is black.

I love the color black but I don't have a lot of black colored clothes and especially the clothes she wear to the wrestling ring.

I MEAN LITERALLY GOALS.

Her jacket is literally the bomb dot com.It slays my existence! Plus,I love her hair a lot! I wish I could dye my hair like hers. Her wrestling moves are awesome in my opinion.I don't have a lot to talk about her wrestling skills because I am not a wrestling expert or something.

These are my top 3 favorites but I do have more but these are just some of my favorites because I don't like to write too much about it. But anyways,I hope you have nice day or night.